AISubs v3.7
If you break it, you're out!
We just made a video about how cool it would be if we could get the ability of a mechanical human being to aim for and practice and get the exact speed of the machine, didn't we?
That was terrible.
That's impossible, isn't it?
Among them, I think it was Mr. Toshimitsu who was in charge of it, but there was also a board system, wasn't there?
It seems that fruit sweetness is also used for that kind of thing, but we just thought it was a little funny, didn't we?
In any case, no matter what food you put in, you'll get some kind of number, won't you?
So we've come up with this project this time.
I really don't know...
Seventy...
Oh, uh...
Aim and eat!
One game!
- Seventy, right? - Seventy!
We'll aim for seventy and eat this time.
- Really seventy? - Yes, seventy.
- Because last time, we ate fifty sweets. - That's right.
- Huh? In other words, we chose them, right? - That's right.
If you want to eat something in particular, like food, drinks, and desserts...
- Right? - Right.
- It's easy, right? - Are you sure you're okay with it, everyone?
- If you're okay with it, we'll enjoy it. - If you're okay with it, we'll enjoy it.
I thought you might not be able to do it well, so I gave up at seventy or so...
- Would you like to do it a hundred times? - I don't know...
- I don't know if that's the devil's first step... - That's right.
- Well, I guess it's seventy... - Huh? Are you okay with seventy?
- No way! - No way!
- I said something unnecessary, didn't I? - I can't do it anymore.
- I can't do it anymore.
- I'm hungry. - I'm dead.
- Oh, it's over! - It's a hell of a plan!
- We've done it! It's definitely wrong! - Oh...
Aim for one hundred and eat!
One game!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Oh, I'm scared! - This time...
- It's a little different from the previous one hundred and five hundred calories game. - Yeah.
I'll tell you the score for each item.
Anyway, please calculate it in your mind and bring it closer to one hundred.
- Yes, yes. - By the way, if you exceed one hundred, you can't eat it anymore.
In reality, it's safest to cut it into small pieces.
- Then you'll be full, so you can discuss it with your stomach. - That's right.
- And in front of you now, there are various kinds of food, right? - Yeah.
- "Huh? It's not sweet." There are things like that, right? - Yeah.
- Marbled beef is spicy. - Yeah.
- This area and stuff like that, right? - It's like water is zero.
- Yeah. - And when solid objects dissolve in water,
it seems like the number goes up and salt dissolves, doesn't it?
Even so, the number changes.
In short, there is a number that comes up when you say it at some opportunity, so please use it.
- I don't know that kind of thing. - I see.
Basically, there is a pack in front of you or one- person meal, but you can eat it all.
- However, I can't make you eat a lot of seasonings like this. - Oh, I see.
- Please enjoy your meal as much as you like for one hundred. - Yes, sir!
- So, this is the first dish, isn't it? - Oh, are you going to eat it with your fingers?
- Isn't it the first meal? - That's right. Efficient meals are sold first.
- But it's a serious lunch, isn't it? - Yes, I'm just hungry now.
- Yes, it's decided. - Yes, then, one, two...
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's delicious! Very delicious! - It's delicious!
- Irimaru-san will... - I will... Chinese food?
- Ketchup-san will... - Beef bowl, isn't it?
- Beef bowl. - Kiyo-san... - Barbecue tofu.
- It's the opposite. - If you put spicy food here, there must be something on the contrary.
- After you eat it, you usually eat it, so please eat a lot of it. - Yes, sir.
- By the way, it's good to drink something. - Oh, really?
- Then I'll have this, too. - Yes, let's choose one by one.
- There is only one tea. - I feel like the sugar of alcohol is high.
- One, two... - Oh!
- Irimaru-san will... - Naccha!
- Ketchup-san will... - Tea!
- Kiyo-san will... - Yogurina!
- Oh, it's sweet! - This is very sweet, isn't it?
- Then... - Sweetness is sweetness, isn't it?
- I'll eat beef bowl no matter what. - Really?
- You're the one who wanted it. - Yes, please.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- Delicious! - Seven-Eleven's beef bowl is delicious.
- The beef bowl is delicious. - Oh, it's spicy!
- It's properly spicy, isn't it? - It's spicy.
- If you think about it normally, it's not that spicy.
- This time, we have something like donmono or noodles.
- Those things have liquid parts on them. - I see.
- It may be a little confusing as a definition, but it's like that kind of play.
- Is it bad if you don't drink up the lemon?
- You can keep drinking it for now, right? - Yes.
- But I don't know the information.
- I wonder if you'll measure it as soon as you finish drinking it. - Yes.
- There may be a serious hint in this.
- Everyone eats the same kind of thing...
- I don't think you'll get much information.
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
- I will now announce the results. - Yes.
- Minamaru-kun! - Yes!
- Chinese bowl, 13.7%. - Oh!
- I see. - I see.
- Isn't it low? It's low!
- Is it that low for a million yen? Because now...
- Your stomach is 50%. - That's right.
- After that, it'll be about 7 million yen. - That's crazy!
- Rita-kun, beef bowl, 16.6%. - I'm winning!
- And tea, 1.7%. - Yay!
- Waste of money! - Somehow you're winning!
- Ehh, Ryo-san! - Yes!
- Mango bowl, 16.4%. - Huh?!
- That's crazy! - It's normal...
- But you know... - It's sugar!
- I thought it'd be more explosive... - Yeah...
- But it's said to be oily... - It's oily...
- I thought it'd be something like that...
- It's too subtle...
- From the information we just got, we shouldn't eat donburi anymore, right? - Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Donburi
- Fruits! I'm curious about it... - If we're safe, we want to eat fruits, right?
- I've decided! - Here we go...
- Ready and... - Okay!
- Oh! - Tetsuya-kun will...
- Tonjiru! - Miyamoto-san...
- Kompota! - Ryo-san will...
- Kiwi! - And Sano-san will...
- Eat curry! - Okay!
- It's easy! - Why did you make tonjiru and I made kompota?
- Yeah, it's weird...
- Okay, I'll eat it...
- But I really wanted to say kiwi... - You wanted to eat it?
- I love kiwi... - You love kiwi?
- I've never heard you say it like that... - I love kiwi so much...
- I forgot to say it, but I hope you'll listen to me...
- If you want to go, you can get 1 million yen... - Oh!
- That's not bad at all! - That's what I'm talking about!
- That's hot! - That's what I'm talking about!
- We've been dreaming of this day... - That's right!
- And we've been counting them one by one... - That's right!
- It's easy to match, right? - Yeah!
- Miyamoto... - Don't pretend you're happy about 1 million yen...
- I'm happy about getting 1 million yen...
- Okay, everyone... - Okay!
- I'm going to announce the amount of food you've just eaten... - Okay!
- Kimemaro... - Yes!
- First of all... - Yes!
- Nacchan... - 11.1!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see! - I see!
- Kompota... - Yes!
- 9.6!
- Um... it's not bad... - It's not bad...
- Tetsuya-san... - Yes?
- It's kaijin soup... - Yes!
- 4.1!
- Ah! It's not good!
- It's not what I thought!
- You're kidding me! - Tetsuya-kun, you're weak...
- You shouldn't eat things like 1 or 4 like that!
- It's too bad!
- Um... Ryo-san's kiwi is... - Yes?
- 16.9! - What?!
- Okay! - Oh my god!
- I see! - I see!
- Well, well, well... - I'm glad you pressed it!
- Ryo's green one is 6.4!
- Ah... - Ah...
- It's good! - Ah...
- Eh, Nacchan's strong...
- Okay, everyone... How's your stomach feeling?
- It's a little stuffy... - It's a little stuffy...
- I'm really full now... - I'm really full now...
- Well, it's about one-third to one-fifth of it... - It's not good...
- So... - It's not good...
- Yes, yes... - Yes, yes...
- I'm already pissed off... - I'm already pissed off...
- Ready, set... - Whoa!
- What was that?! - What was that?!
- Can you eat all of it?! - Can you eat all of it?!
- Huh?! But... - This isn't one, is it?!
- No, it's one. - But...
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- This is one, isn't it?!
- But you can't break it, can you?! - Break it?!
- You can't break it! - It's romantic, isn't it?
- No, it's not romantic... - But there's no such pure thing like this, is there?!
- What about you, Yumemura-san? - I...
- I hid it in here... - Oh, I see...
- I don't normally have space in my stomach, so...
- I'll take a little bit of this... - I see...
- I want to drink it... - I want to drink it, in a way...
- So I'll give it up as a friend...
- Oh! - Oh!
- I don't want to drink it... - I see...
- Then, please... - Please choose a good one for me...
- Yes, you don't have to break it... - This is it, right?!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- The jelly is a little... - Good, good...
- It's nice, you know... - Thank you for the food...
- Wow, you're amazing, Tetsuya!
- Mmmmm...
- It's so good!
- Okay! Thank you for the food! - Amazing!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Did you eat it?! - Yes!
- I'll give you a rating... - Hmm?
- Here it is... R-one...
- 17.0... - Whoa!
- That's good! - Leader in jelly...
- Yes... - 26.2...
- Yes! - Yeah!
- Yes! - Yes!
- You're amazing! - Damn it!
- Jelly is amazing! - Are you serious?!
- Please! Please! You have to surpass Sasai!
- Condensed milk...
- 71.2...
- You're too strong!
- What are you doing?!
- You're too pure!
- It's like...
- You've raised the level too much...
- And you've become the last boss...
- It's like that... - You...
- You've become 90 something levels before you became the last boss...
- That was close!
- So, when Yumemura was saying it, it was R-one, right?
- It was R-one for me, too... - But I'm glad you lost R-one...
- Okay, so...
- Yumemura-san, you've lost R-one, and you've gained 5 points...
- 51.4!
- It's about good, right? Half of it...
- And you, leader? - 93.6!
- Wow! - Hey, you're too strong!
- You're too strong! - And you, Ryo-san?
- 65.9! - Okay!
- Okay, so you've surpassed half of it...
- I see...
- For you, Tetsuya-san, we might be able to split up the game. - Yeah, I'm starting to get scared.
- Okay, please choose. - Huh? Wait, if that's the case, then what is it?
- How much jam do you have? - Half of it. - Half of it?!
- Doesn't the jam look gross? - No, I think it's gross. It's like jelly.
- It's really jelly. - It's sweet. - It has sugar in it, right?
- Ugh! - What's wrong with you?! - I'm begging you!
- Ugh! - This is hard! - It's hard!
- Ready, set... - Ryo-san has... - Strawberry jam!
- Tetsuya-san has... - Black coffee! - I see! - Oh, I see!
- So it's the same thing for you, Rimebaru-san. - Beige Bulgaria yogurt. - I see.
- The other one was liquid, so I think we'll have to split up like this. - You're right.
- You know, when you were doing it like this, I looked up and saw... - Yeah?
- What's this number? - Wait, wait, wait!
- Don't look at me like that! - I don't know! - That's weird.
- It says "sugar content 42%" here. - Huh? I don't know what you just said!
- It says "sugar content 65.29%" here. - Huh?!
- You know, Tetsuya-san has a lot of miracles, so I think we'll split up like this. - Yeah, I think we'll split up like this.
- Shall we eat? - Let's eat!
- Wait a second... - Huh? You said you'd split up like this.
- I think we'll split up like this. - That's...
- That's a bit too much. - That's a bit too much.
- Okay.
- It was surprisingly easy to eat. - Yeah.
- Thank you for the food! - Alright! - Okay!
- I'd like to make an announcement. - Okay, it's important! It's important!
- I'd like to make an announcement. - Ryo-san, you eat first.
- You eat all the sugar content 42%? - Yeah.
- If it's 34.1%, you eat it all. - Yes.
- If it's higher than that, you eat it all. - Okay.
- Ryo-san ate...
- 40.3%!
- Ryo-san, thank you for your hard work! - Thank you!
- Boom! - I lost!
- Ah, ah, ah... - 106.2%!
- 106.2% isn't a bad score. - No, it's delicious.
- It's delicious. - It's a shame.
- It's a shame it took you so long to show your courage. - That's right.
- Tetsuya-san, your coffee score is 2.8%. - Oh, but it's delicious.
- But it was too good. - And Imemaru-san...
- Yes, my yogurt. - 7.9%.
- What?! - I knew it!
- It's a shame! - It's delicious.
- Come out of your ear. - Yes, yes.
- Let's take 1 million yen. - But I don't have a choice anymore.
- How much did you say you had? - I have 4.8%.
- Tetsuya-san, I have information for you. - Yes?
- Tetsuya-san, you have a 1 million yen chance. - Wow!
- You! - Wow!
- You're making me laugh! - Wow, this is fun!
- This is it! - Oh!
- And daikon. - There's daikon, too.
- There's daikon! Wow, daikon and cucumber! - I've decided!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Ready, and...
- Imemaru-san has... - Cake white.
- Tetsuya-san has... - Daikon.
- And since I have all of the daikon, I'll decide how much I'll eat.
- Imemaru-san, are you really okay with that? - It's not that bad.
- Let's think about it! - No, it's 4 million yen, right?
- Because it's jam. - Yeah, it is.
- That's true. - I understand.
- Let's change it. - Okay.
- There's a lot of sugar in carbonated juice.
- And I think it's just right. - Yeah.
- It's not big! - Wow!
- And daikon is spicy. - Thank you for the food.
- I don't like fighting with these two while eating vegetables.
- They said they'd cheer for us. - They said they'd eat us up!
- Don't you think they're on the same level of health as us? - That's amazing.
- They say we're over 500 years old. - Seriously, it's funny just by looking at it.
- How do you eat it? - I thought I'd make it into a vegetable stick.
- There's blood coming out of it. - There's blood coming out of a carrot again.
- I'll give it back. - What's with me?
- I'm done drinking! - I'm done drinking!
- Since you're drunk, I'll go first. - Okay!
- Everyone, Fanta Grapes, 10.1! - I'm not stupid!
- It's close to this. Old people really drink a lot. - 69.4.
- There's a chance it'll fly away in a second.
- I've decided! I'm next! - Can I eat it first? - Can I?
- I'll go with melon. - Melon! Please try it.
- So you're going to eat melon at 30 seconds? - That's right.
- I'll eat it.
- Ah, it's fast! - You're a man!
- Emiwara-san, do you want to go first? - Yes. - How much did you drink?
- 30.6. - 30.6.
- Emiwara-san! - Yes!
- Melon! 15.3!
- It's lower than I thought, Emiwaru.
- I'm asking you if there's an equal 100 million chance or not. - Is there?
- Emiwara-san, was it 15.3? - That's right. - Ah...
- There is! - Wow!
- Amazing! - There is! - There is!
- Wow!
- By the way, Emiwara-san... - Yes? - There are two of them. - Hey!
- Wow! - There are two of them.
- That's amazing!
- But it's certain that a calm drunk person's average value is close to 15.
- Everyone understands it too much.
- Isn't it worse than Shimizu last time? - That's right.
- I've decided. - Yes. - The one I chose is...
- Pine block! - I'm going with this one! - Yes, please go ahead.
- There's a lot of them!
- Hey... - I'm going to end this. - Hey, you're being pulled too much.
- Hey, hang in there! Remember the carrot! - How many times...
- I won against the carrot, but I'm about to lose against this guy!
- Okay, so I said that... - Wait a minute!
- If you spit it out, you lose, right? - Of course.
- This kind of game is basically "if you spit it out, you lose."
- Hurry up and eat it. I'm a little over my limit.
- You're going to hug me later, right?
- Wait, you're seriously taking too long. - You're taking too long!
- Oh no, it's almost over.
- I'm starting to feel like I can't overcome this. - I feel like I can't overcome this.
- Sensei, that's pear. Pear.
- From now on, if I clap my hands, it will look like pear.
- Do you understand what I'm saying? - Yes!
- It's pear now. - It's pear now.
- Eat it. - It's pear now.
- It tastes like pear, doesn't it? - Yeah.
- If I clap my hands one more time, it will look like a setaguri.
- Now it's daikon. - Why did you put it back in?!
- Reset your memory. - 3, 2, 1...
- Huh? - It's like you're trying to get death.
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal!
- Imemawari-san, you have 15.3 left. - Yes.
- Black Pine, your score is...
- 10...
- 3.4!
- So close! - So close!
- 1.9! - So close!
- Tetsuya-kun... - Yes?
- How much do you have left? - 4.6, I guess?
- Then, Daikon Sushi...
- 4.5!
- No, no, you can't eat it. - You have to eat it!
- Tetsuya! - Tetsuya-san...
- Tetsuya? - Since it's 4.5, it's now 99.9!
- Tetsuya... - Do you have permission?
- Tetsuya...
- Tetsuya, are you okay? - Tetsuya...
- Who is it?
- Earlier, you said 4.8...
- I also said 4.8...
- Now it's 4.6...
- Who said 4.8?
- What else? I said 4.8!
- I said 4.8!
- If it's 4.6, you didn't say it, right?
- Wow!
- So I didn't say it?
- You didn't say it!
- But you're the closest among them. - Yes, you're amazing!
- Tetsuya is amazing.
- I will give you the title of "amazing".
- Tetsuya and Ibemaru, if you get more than 100, you win. - I see.
- Please choose randomly. - Well, I'll go with this one.
- Cucumber. - Then I'll have milk tea.
- You'll definitely win. - I don't care! I should have done it!
- Isn't it your favorite? Is it good? - Yes.
- Milk tea, 9.3 points. - Okay.
- Tetsuya's total is 109.2 points. - Damn it!
- I win! - Ibemaru, you had 1.9 points left.
- You chose it randomly, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- You're cheating! - I think this is the lowest one.
- Really? Then I'll announce it. - Okay.
- Cucumber, 3.7 points. - It's quite expensive!
- Was there 1.9 points? - Yes.
- Isn't there something like hot water? - Something like hot water?
- It's egg soup. The egg soup is 1.9 points lower than milk tea.
- Damn it! I couldn't do it. - I don't know.
- By the way, Ibemaru, what would you have chosen as 15.3 points?
- Something unexpected. - Ginger roast.
- No. - Muscat.
- Egg. - No. But there's 26 points for egg.
- Cola. - No.
- Huh? I couldn't do it at all. - You couldn't do it?
- Curry and kimchi. - Huh?
- It's hard! - I see.
- Curry and kimchi. - I see.
- Ibemaru said, "I'll have a cake syrup." - Yeah.
- This is the most expensive one. - Huh?
- This one is 72.12 points. - Wow!
- You all thought about it, didn't you? - Yeah.
- It was a good fight. - Yeah.
- You couldn't choose at the end. - Yeah.
- So, Ibemaru is 101.8 points. - Wow!
- Congratulations! - Ibemaru!
- Congratulations! - Two wins in a row!
- So, please use this competition and see how much meat and vegetables you have in your life in the future.
- If you have similar memories like this next year, please eat a lot of it. - Yes!
- I'd like to do it. - See you next year!
- Bye! - See you!